Comment on Why? There is enough space on the parking lot
sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
girthero@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good opportunity to practice your parkour