what are trying to hide from?

From the goverment (not US one). I need VPS for basically accessing many normal sites (like spotify, or twitter for example) that are banned in my country.

just because you’ll pay in crypto doesn’t mean you won’t be linked to that transaction

Well, I’ve heard some info about crypto not being completely anonymous, but I think it would be much harder to trace, than a credit card that has my name and adress on it.

there are many other non-crypto options

I’m honestly open to discover those.

you can pick a country that doesn’t give a fuck about it, and if all else fails, go there and pay in cash

My VPS is now in netherlands. No way in hell I can travel there in reasonable amount of time and money. And I’m pretty sure no VPS providers that are accessible to me allow to pay in cash.

I hear what you are saying, but cryptocurrency route is for now, for me the most optimal way to atleast somewhat up my security. Again, if you have any methods to pay online anonymously (and that works not just in the US) I’m all ears.