And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”
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Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 5 months agoI always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:
Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 5 months ago
NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 5 months ago
Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.
keyez@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 months ago
…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can’t forget about peppers
keyez@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 months ago
You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.