My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle
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Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.
Skyrkazm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Dang that was my immediate reaction too!
Ever tried moving an alligator snapper? It’s quite the adrenaline pump…
justastranger@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Also watch out for piss
Source: it wasn’t a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total l