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FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 months agoMasks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly
…apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 7 months ago
Like how my vaccine was going to liquify me in 2 years. Then 3. Now 5.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal