Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping

• FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

  …apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

  source

  • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like how my vaccine was going to liquify me in 2 years. Then 3. Now 5.

    source

    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal

      source