Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping

Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Right? They’re still triggered about masks?

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

    …apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

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    • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Like how my vaccine was going to liquify me in 2 years. Then 3. Now 5.

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal

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