You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
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JaymesRS@literature.cafe 8 months ago
That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a friend).
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 months ago
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 8 months ago
Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but ‘[shivers]’
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In that case, you should probably try goblin cum some time 🤷
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Mine was a joke too. You indicated that you had only tasted one, but not which one.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah, it doesn’t even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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