Flood water’s risin’. Clearly, they’re headed to Noah’s boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.
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Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 months ago
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
He’s going to JESU 24
clearly
Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.