I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Depends on how greasy they both look.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they’re together, good for them.
I think it depends on how shitty they’re behaving.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
From all the sex they’re having? Because you’re there too on the sex tarp?
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wtf is a sex tarp, and why would anyone need one?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A tape you have sex on because you’re having a greasy orgy
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait a second. You don’t have a sex tarp?
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.