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Comment on Easter 2007: B.J. Novak Proves Cadbury Eggs Are Getting Smaller
_sideffect@lemmy.world 7 months agoMaking the tubes bigger is one thing, but lying about getting more should be a crime
Also I noticed that charmin changed their design of the toilet paper itself where it separates the pieces. It used to be a single dashed line, now it’s a wave form.
I compared it to an old roll I had, and the squares have a slightly less surface area.
So again, we’re paying the same for less.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
_sideffect@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Have one, but you still need to dry your behind after (unless you like soggy underwear)
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Get a butt dryer
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 months ago
Drag your ass across the carpet
_sideffect@lemmy.world 7 months ago
😂
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 months ago
They get around it by making (or picking) a smaller, unrelated version, then putting in huge print "33% bigger than X!"
_sideffect@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lol, assholes