Comment on If the us government bans asbestos what else will I wipe my ass with?

son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You just need to chew it first

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    • strawberry@kbin.run ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      shit why didn't I think of that. what do you do about the edges? I've got tons of paper cuts now

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I find a little salt and lemon clears that right up.

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