I can’t read “My mate Paul” and not hear it in Philomena Cunk’s / Diane Morgan’s voice. Well played sir!
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Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 months agoMy mate, Paul is addicted to cigarettes but he never has his own fuckin smokes. You telling me ain’t really an addict?
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 3 months ago
sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wait… What… How?
Is the the type to just smoke in a couple of puffs just to get the nicotine hits? Just give him a nicotine patch at that point.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
He’s probably the type who always asks others for cigarettes
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Good comparison 👍.
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 3 months ago
at least Paul doesn’t need porn. He’s addicted to being a cunt!