Comment on just one more signup bro, on god
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 months agoI don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Comment on just one more signup bro, on god
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 months agoI don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Mbourgon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
I guess curses count as magic, too