Comment on How many times will I tell you?

• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Normal is overrated

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      civet bean coffee hear we come

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