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Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?

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    • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

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      • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Normal is overrated

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?

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      • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How much time are you spending on the toilet that it becomes a problem?

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My poos are quite epic

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      • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fair enough lol

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well yes but presumably your own ass is doing the job of blocking shit-spray in those scenarios

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