But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.
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Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
If you aren’t putting not just the seat but also the lid down, you’re just spraying your house with piss and shit particles.
Close the lid before flushing, you uncouth animals
nifty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
How much time are you spending on the toilet that it becomes a problem?
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Well yes but presumably your own ass is doing the job of blocking shit-spray in those scenarios
PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?
PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Normal is overrated
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere