But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.
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Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
If you aren’t putting not just the seat but also the lid down, you’re just spraying your house with piss and shit particles.
Close the lid before flushing, you uncouth animals
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
How much time are you spending on the toilet that it becomes a problem?
Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Well yes but presumably your own ass is doing the job of blocking shit-spray in those scenarios
PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me
Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?
PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?
Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Normal is overrated
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?
Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere