How might this apply to calculator relationships?
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Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 year agoNope. If your age minimum for a partner y is determined by your age x with the function:
y = 1/2 x + 7
then the point where y = x is at y - 7 = 1/2 x. Setting y to x leads us to x - 7 = x / 2, which happens at x = 14.
At x = 18, y = 18/2 + 7 = 9 + 7 = 16.
Relatedly, if we invert the function, y - 7 = 1/2 x, thus 2y - 14 = x, which gives us the theoretical maximum for a possible partner. If a possible partner is older than that, you’d be understood to call them a cougar, or whatever the male equivalent is.
ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
whatever the male equivalent is
Dirty Old Man
Daddy
Lothario
Creep
Giuliani
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess this makes more sense.
Puffymumpkins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My favorite feature of the x/2+7 rule is that it implies you shouldn’t be dating below the age of 14. Run any number lower than 14 through it to see what I mean. You can’t reasonably say a 6 year old should only date people older than 10 and also younger than -2.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Don’t you hate it when your 6 year old starts dating those people from the negative morrorworld? No child of mine I say!
dos_user@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah 14 is fine. 6 year olds shouldn’t be dating anyone anyway
Risk@feddit.uk 1 year ago
But she wanted to borrow my truck???
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And a newborn should be dating nobody younger than seven, while also dating nobody older than yet to be born in 14 years 😛