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ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

If I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.

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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
FUCKIN LIPTON

THAT’S NOT TEA

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- sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope
  
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  - DrRatso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water
    
    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
    
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    FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!
    
    [He throws cup at NutriMatic]
    
    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?
    
    ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -
    
    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure
    
    ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!
    
    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.
    
    ARTHUR: Oh shut up.
    
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