Comment on Sweet tea
ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 11 months agoIf I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.
Comment on Sweet tea
ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 11 months agoIf I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FUCKIN LIPTON
THAT’S NOT TEA
sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope
DrRatso@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!
[He throws cup at NutriMatic]
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?
ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure
ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.
ARTHUR: Oh shut up.