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Comment on People who park in the handicapped ramp boil my blood.
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Fun story time that, for legal reasons, is a complete fabrication:
Was going food shopping one weekend. No smaller carts inside so walked out and went to one of the drop offs to grab one. On the way back, I see someone put their car into reverse from the “ramp”. Some people stop and wait for them to leave. I just keep walking and pushing my cart while considering my speed “just in case”.
They IMMEDIATELY peel out and smash into the cart. It goes under their tire and rips off most of the bumper and pops their tire (which was fucking terrifying). They get out and start screaming at me and threatening to call the cops and kick my ass. I explain “So… you are going to call the cops and explain to them you didn’t look when backing up from an illegal parking space and hit a pedestrian? I’m in a bit of a rush but I guess I can stick around for that”. Lady who was trying to get her walker out of her car even volunteers to be a witness.
Had a good old laugh and walked to get a new cart. They were still there freaking out when I left the store.
Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Drusas@kbin.social 9 months ago
You're one of my new favorite people.
zedgeist@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Allegedlys.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hey, we all need stories like this in our current capitalist hellscape. True or not.
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Allegediddlydoo