I used to hide pills double wrapped inside Ziploc bags, tightly wrapped in rubber bands, and stuffed to the bottom of a McDonald’s thick shake. The straw and viscosity of the think shake would hold it submerged.

Then I’d deliver the thick shakes to my customers and get paid at the door.

I didn’t actually work uber eats, but if the cops were digging that deep to learn that, the jig would be up anyway.