Guys, I need an F in the chat.

Today I was scrolling Lemmy and I saw a discussion about bland noodles, and someone said the Italian Rule is to make sure the water is as salty as the sea.

So I made pasta, and this time I followed the Italian Rule. Guys, the pasta was so fucking tasty. I barely even chewed it before swallowing.

Now, I don’t know if it was that or the ghost pepper I put in the sauce, but I just spent the last two hours intermittently shitting My guts out in between grinding mobs in Starmourn. I wanted to go to bed more than 2 hours ago, but My guts said it was time to shit instead.

It hurt so bad, guys. And you know the worst part? It was worth it. I’m gonna do it again tomorrow 😭