Comment on Where no man has gone before

AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, yeah. This setup would see people turned inside out on the way out the butt holes.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Okay, so can you, a man of science, make recommendations as to the design of a safe flatus-pulse drive?

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think it would involve taking the human out of the equation and instead genetically modify the microbes directly to as efficiently as possible convert all bean to the more volumnous fart. Then we can compress it with solar power and liquefy it for long term storage for eventual use as rocket propellant.

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      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Thank you for your contribution to humanity’s future :)

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  • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly lol

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