Comment on the perfect cola for closure

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nah, Wolf Cola is just that good. I know the CEO of the company. He doesn’t diddle kids.

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  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a relief. It’s no good diddling kids.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I dont believe theres a single capitalist who doesnt diddle kids so I’d need evidence to accept that.

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He wrote a song about how he doesn’t diddle kids. What other evidence do you need?

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      • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        God dammit. I haven’t watched too much of that to get it from the soda reference 💀

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s been around forever. Check the files for his name or is island person still at large?

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