rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 days ago
cause people hide they don’t want anyone to see in the closet, not their kitchen
imagine you had a big fat dildo, would you put it on your kitchen counter, or shove it in some drawer?
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 days ago
cause people hide they don’t want anyone to see in the closet, not their kitchen
imagine you had a big fat dildo, would you put it on your kitchen counter, or shove it in some drawer?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I prefer to keep mine as a centerpiece on the dining room table.
palordrolap@fedia.io 3 days ago
If you combine it with the mechanism from one of those novelty dancing flowers, you'll have a heck of a talking point when you put the music on.
Or maybe a really good time if you're on your own.
(For legal reasons, I accept no responsibility for injury or death from enacting any part of this comment, kthx.)