Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.
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CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours agoBut what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?
Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.
lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 47 minutes ago
I’m pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That’s why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him “Ted” Cruz. Pretty sure they’re reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.
thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au 1 hour ago
than most presumed-human dems honestly. and the ogres.
AmyAye@nord.pub 1 hour ago
I would vote for sentient poops in human suits before the fucking Nazi Fascist of MAGA/the GOP.