Comment on Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 days agoThere’s always one super cute, fun, flirty, chill Christian girl that literally flirts their way into rounding up thirsty dudes to come to church, and everyone tells her she’s doing great stuff for the church by doing it.
The one in my high school was named Melissa, then the Mormons had 2 girls running the same scam. I guess to try and increase the odds of success.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Mormons go in pairs to make sure that one person isn’t having fun or masterbating in the hotel room. I had a coworker have a pair of hot Mormons knock on his door. He said he was interested in hearing more on the off chance of getting some but the call back was a guy.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Lol.
Yah, the flirty pair had a falling out when the one that definitely knew where the line was between flirty and sexy just went for it and banged too many dudes and the cute one got pissed.
Can’t blame them, she could get it and did.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Religioun. Takes the fun out of everything.