You’re on your way home from a hard day’s work, looks like there was an accident or something on the freeway, traffic isn’t moving at all. Perfect.

You slide your pants down, getting excited already, all that work turning this car into the Goon-Mobile finally gonna pay some dividends.

You pull your VR headset down like a submarine captain getting ready to dive, you’ve got a 2 hour loop of your top vids always playing, never know when you might get an opportunity.

As you’re about to enter Goonsville it’s all just too much. You blow your load after 20 seconds. As you catch your breath and raise your VR headset, you make eye contact with the passenger of the lifted truck next to you.

Traffic hasn’t moved.