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urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 1 week ago
“Mr. God-Lahey is that you or the spice talking?” “Ghola-Randy, I am the spice” stumbles down the sietch steps
Comment on Lisan al-Gaib!
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 1 week ago
“Mr. God-Lahey is that you or the spice talking?” “Ghola-Randy, I am the spice” stumbles down the sietch steps
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The winds of spice are blowing, Randy.
Do you hear that? Listen closely… it’s the whispering of the sandworms, boy.
You see, Ricky and Julian think they can just stroll into Arrakis, harvest the spice, and avoid the great Maker. But you can’t outrun the desert, Randy.
A little spice-spark from an old Fremen flint falls into the deep desert, and what does it do? It builds. The moisture evaporates. The heat rises. The monumental ignorance of those boys acts like an ornithopter’s wings, fanning the flames until it becomes a raging, planet-wide Spice Storm.
The Guild Navigators can’t see it coming because their eyes are blinded by the very stuff. We’re talking about a category-five Coriolis storm of pure chaos, Randy.
They think they’re chosen. They think they’re the Quiznos Hatrack. But when the winds of spice truly howl, and the desert floor begins to shake, they’re going to realize they aren’t the messiahs.
They’re just worm-bait Randers, clinging to a thumper, waiting for the jaws of Shit-Hulud to swallow them whole into the deep, dark, spice-filled abyss.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Excellent spice analogy, Mr. Lahey.