Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Whoopsy, misread the post… Just too much wishful thinking I guess.