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OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit(?)

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kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others

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- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  We literally had a joke about destroying a brand the very way musk is at the top rated business school I got a degree from
  
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  - kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Is it one of Canada’s top-rated business schools and did you get pretty good grades
    
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    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Top rated in the US and internationally
    
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GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?

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Cybermass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Step 3 is using chatGTP to break… I mean to build your site

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Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I can’t imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You’re basically asking for your identity to be stolen.

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