Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?
Comment on Elon Musk wanting to remove dim theme from twitter
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 11 months agoStep 1: Fire 80% of your programmers
Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit(?)
GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cybermass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Step 3 is using chatGTP to break… I mean to build your site
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 11 months ago
I can’t imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You’re basically asking for your identity to be stolen.
kautau@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We literally had a joke about destroying a brand the very way musk is at the top rated business school I got a degree from
kautau@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it one of Canada’s top-rated business schools and did you get pretty good grades
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Top rated in the US and internationally