Be me

Wake up in 1983

Realize I’ve got the opportunity of a lifetime

Reach into my wallet: Empty

Check my bank account: Empty

Check couch cushions: $1.47

Feel kinda hungry.

Remember what you can buy at Taco Bell for $1.47 in 1983.

Have lunch.

Go get a job at Blockbuster.

Kick back for the next twenty years.