Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh

• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.

    But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What possible demographic are you targeting?

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.

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• LostCarcosan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.

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    • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.

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