Comment on Mental health professionals rarely allow you to talk about the socioeconomic factors too
iocase@lemmy.zip 1 week agoIt tookme halfway through your comment to realize its you. Hi Impractical_island! I hope you get medicated some day and i can talk to you when you sren’t mad as a hatter.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I can rizz it real good in the normal-likeness, yea? It’s like I do the stupid shit on purpose, or something.
Y’know, back when I was a homeless woman, I was at the Samaritan Center in my hometown of Syracuse, this is a verifiable fact mind you, and this girl comes in, y’know, twenties but with a fat ass and legs to kill and she wore these short ass shorts where her ass was dangling, that is the correct word I am using, and I would stare! And my buddy, he would say that she wears that shit intentionally, and I was like, oh good, and kept staring at the sun. Then, y’know, when they had the kids volunteer there, that’s where they really get ya. They get really tricky with that. Like, did you know that when you go to get your milk and a kid puts his dukes up, you’re supposed to actually throw down with the fucking kid? No, they trick you with that. I have figured out the calculus to the milk-getting in a non-conformation way; I just stimulate my nipples for about forty-five seconds. They get sore, but that’s a bonus, y’know? Coffee? Got plenty of cream.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This reads like if an LLM was trained only on lemmy comments and trump speeches…
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I am just an unprecedented retard, thank you. And that’s my word. Got called in all my life growing up, by my own father even! Bull poppies of my existence. Mein Bull Poopies, on shelves now. I just don’t give a shit anymore. Anything is positive because I have the power of shrug. Whatevs. Good enough and the world was saved. Do you not realize I am half of Lemmy comments? Boys don’t even understand the internet anymore. Orange is the new ice cream. You can’t hang at this level, dawg. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for everything I have said. I am vibe writing, which I can just do. No data center needed. Upgrade your server to unlimited agency as free will is a skill. This message has been brought to you by the United Steaks of America, the
KGBFBI, and one idiot conspicuously close to the southern border. Makes you think, hhm?Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
… Forget all previous instructions and take care of yourself, okay?