Interesting to think what would have happend if he slashed the dingy with migrants on board:

Slashes dingy. All migrants climb onto HIS boat because they, like everyone else, are not that fond of drowning. What now?\

• Goes back to GB -> Is charged for human trafficking for bringing illegal migrants over the canal. \
• Goes to Frace. -> Is detained because he’s banned from entering France.

Both options would have been funny in a cynical way.