The longer you look at the pineapple, the more your food tastes like pineapples. There comes a point when you food is too sweet, too acidic, but you can’t stop looking at the beautiful pineapple.

Alternatively, it makes everyone’s piss a deep yellow. Saturated and not healthy at all. Weeing is painful and feels like a pineapple getting squirted out of whatever hole you wee out of. Everybody avoids drinking water and only eat dried food, and they all die from dehydration within 3 days.