I can remember my first dick pic. I, 15, met some guy in his 30s in some yahoo chat room. I remember waiting so patiently to see what he looked like. As that’s what I thought the photo was.

He told me he would buy me a plane ticket to see him.

How sweet.

Line by line. Waiting. Waiting. Another line.

A blurry dark photo. Hard to tell what it was.

Another line of pixels . Another.

The anticipation…

Another line.

Oh. Hey. Ya, pretty sure that’s a dick. Cancel that.