“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson