Comment on Park benches don't "open" until 10am
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 days agoYou can take one for the team here: go there at 9a, walk a bit, collapse while trying to find somewhere to sit, then sue the fuck out of the state/county for discriminating against the infirm.
You get a pay day, hostile architecture gets treated as a liability instead of a solution. Win win!
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I am Canadian. We aren’t so sue’y up here. Sounds too much like work.
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Please send help. I’m stuck in the smoldering crackhouse to your south.
Sounds nice. Don’t ever let your country become like mine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean… what courthouse am I going to be spending time at? I gotta figure out lunches.
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Courthouse? No no, white house. It’ll be like 1812 all over again.
Lunch is on me.