A guy walks into a pub and sees a dog sitting at the bar playing poker with three other blokes. He’s absolutely floored, taps the nearest bloke on the shoulder and says, “Mate, I’ve never seen anything like this — a dog playing poker!”

The bloke shrugs and says, “Yeah, he’s alright, but don’t get too excited. Whenever he gets a good hand, his tail starts wagging.”

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i duno i thought that was alright, funnier than anything I could have thought up :X