Comment on Hey mods, would one of you please fix a thing?
Monument@piefed.world 5 days agoJust boring harassment.
I’m going to go dig a hole next to your property. It’ll have all the correct permits, but I’m going to start construction while you’re sleeping in and I’m going to put a fence around it that prevents you from looking into the hole to see why I’m digging.
luthis@lemmy.nz 5 days ago
You devious mother fucker. What’s in the hole? It must be something very important to cover it up like that, surreptitiously digging it out overnight while you’re away from watching eyes.
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s just a great way to get in shape! Honest.
Monument@piefed.world 5 days ago
Oh, no, not overnight, just that one rare Saturday morning that nobody wakes you up, the pets and or kids are lazing and you’re getting that excellent stolen morning sleep that just restores your body and heals your soul, allowing you to feel like you can keep going.
But then there’s the clatter of tools and construction equipment.