Sting Jesus is the bebe.
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InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Sting Jesus, while obviously a joke, doesn’t really make sense does it? Wouldn’t it be Sting Mary? Or Sting Jesus’s Mom? I’m not a Bibleologist of course, I only play one in the internet.
Big wheel keep on turnin’. Sting Mary keep on burnin’.
I’m extremely surprised ‘’‘’‘they’‘’‘’ would think there’s any species of shark could father babies with a ray, though but then maybe I’m just a big ole dumby for thinking they would be in reference to the keepers and support staff who cared for and/or studied Sting Mary.
mirshafie@europe.pub 6 days ago
zbyte64@awful.systems 6 days ago
Before Sting there was Police. So it’s Police Mary
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
Okay, but the baby would be?
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Dead, there was no baby.
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This is the kind of early morning espresso/kratom talk I can get behind!
Rollin’ on the river!
Sting Mary’s womb was indeed empty, but the shape of her uterine void was mapped and used to build a functional replica of the salty messiah. When he was found floating down the Nile on a congealed foam of textile factory chemicals, the prophecy was fulfilled.
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
would, not is