The idea of Americans believing the bible actually took place in the USA is the most American thing I can imagine.

Also, counterpoint: The Bible actually took place in Scotland, specifically in an around the Forth. Here are my arguments:

• The Forth has more than seven tributries, including (but not limited to) The Leven, The Esk, The Water of Leith, the Almond, The Avon, and The Carron.
• Scotland was actually, provably, occupied by the Romans and still has Roman remains.
• Splitting the sea at the Inchgarvie Narrows makes more sense than splitting the Red sea.
• The Islands of the Forth are full of Hermitages, and Inchcolm has a Abbey, why? BECAUSE THEY KNEW!!!
• The Temple was built on a mount and surrounded by walls? St Margaret’s Chapel is on a mount surrounded by walls. Ergo; Edinburgh Castle is the actual site of The Temple!
• America has had no Presidents called “David”, but Scotland has had two.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!