In kindergarten, I happened to look out the car window and see a transformer explode maybe 30 feet away. For a kid, the most amazing thing ever.

Show and tell was the next morning, and that’s what I insisted on doing for show and tell. Tell everyone what I saw. All tell, no show.

One little bastard in the back immediately shouted “no you didn’t!” Childhood “yuh-huh, nuh-uh” shouting match ensued. No one believed me because the bastard was the loudmouth bully kid.

Little bastard, wherever you are, yes the fuck I did see it.