Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly.

Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman!

Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died!

Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy.

Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.