Pro tip: Gargle your boss’s tobacco dip spit. You’ll steal some of their microbiome and soon you’ll DOMINATE! FUCK YEAH!
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Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Those woke dentist scolds keep telling me to brush my teeth and stop gargling sand every night.
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AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Jerking Off? Gay. Wiping your ass? Gay. Sex with a woman? Believe it or not Gay.