And? No.

Or? Yes.

Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.

Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.

Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.