So you have nothing. That’s what I thought.

For a mod, you’re not very good at reading.

Anyways, here’s Trump’s SUPER CREEPY “wonderful secret” birthday message to his best bud Jeffrey Epstein. Made all the more creepy by the fact that he admitted to going into underage girl’s dressing rooms.

“I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else. …You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it. … Is everyone OK? You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”

And by admitting he sexually assaults women by grabbing them by the pussy because he can get away with it because he’s famous.

Sorry. Talking to you has made me feel dirty. I need a cleanse.