Comment on Different strokes
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Right. You are at a McDonald’s And every time someone orders a milkshake you say “wait a minute, I have to go to the back with your milkshake”
Checks out.
Comment on Different strokes
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Right. You are at a McDonald’s And every time someone orders a milkshake you say “wait a minute, I have to go to the back with your milkshake”
Checks out.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s where you’re wrong on two accounts, first off the counter comes up to my waist so I’m not wearing any pants. Second, I put my wiener in the cup while I long pour the milkshake.
Next you’re going to tell me you don’t believe I shove every straw up my pee hole without anyone noticing but the secret is I always keep one in the chamber.
I’m a master of slight of hand.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Sleight of penis
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Cock magic?
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Shit! Now I’m going to lean over the counter every time I go to McDonald’s.