I mean I’ve been in the back of a McDonald’s before. I can see a little bit of sleight of hand getting a few extra nuggets in a box here or there but I’m having a harder time visualizing how the fuck you would manage to pull your pants down and stick your willy in it. Additionally you would have milkshake all over your cock and it probably wouldn’t be very pleasant. I really just struggle to envision how the fuck you would get away with doing that even one time given how much of a slave drive working at McDonald’s is.
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arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s not as bad as it sounds, he couldn’t have even made that many milkshakes in two and a half years, the machine would have probably only been working a few days in that time
Aeri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 week ago
milkshake all over your cock and it probably wouldn’t be very pleasant
Dude already confessed to Vancing milkshakes.
I think we can assume he thinks a lot of yucky things “feel good”
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He actually only worked the registers, but made himself a sweaty cock shake every night for two years!