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Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

Just one song before the virus took hold

Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎

I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

That’s both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮

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- FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  song is a banger tho
  
  yeah she told me that probably in 2009 and it will always stay with me lol
  
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  - Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    
    song is a banger tho
    
    Absolutely! The entire first act is absolutely flawless IMO, though it goes a bit downhill from there…
    
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